Conspiracy!

Pogo.com is an online poker site. After a recent discussion, I've come to a mind boggling ly shocking conclusion. Poker sites are primarily aimed towards systematically destroying families. They drive men away from their wives and children to seclude themselves in their computer rooms and accrue massive debts. Thus increasing the divorce rate immeasurably.

But recently, pogo.com has made a new endorsement deal. Now, every card is an advertisement for Trojan condoms. To encourage the usage of condoms is to discourage the reproduction of offspring. Therefore, pogo.com is not only trying to destroy the families that already exist, they're actually trying to prevent future families from ever being created!

There is, of course, only one logical conclusion for these observations. That's right, pogo.com is actually being run by evil aliens set out to decimate the human race. There really is no other possibility. I think it's time that we exploit the website for what it is, and who is behind it, and nuke the hell out of the pogo.com headquarters. That is, unless the evil aliens are actually giant cockroaches, such as in Men in Black, because in that case we'll be utterly screwed. Hopefully they're more like the aliens from Mars Attacks or something along those lines. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Perhaps we should employ a mole to do undercover research before the exploitation. George W. Bush... the world is in your hands, get moving!


Anyway, by the way, I'd like to point out that I'm a piece of shit and an awful friend - I really am sincerely sorry for anyone who may have been affected by my shittiness.

Silly me..

Yeah, so I need to start getting some more sleep. Or else this semester is going to start off on a pretty bad foot.

Eww...

Damn you gator dining. That may not be a picture of what I ate, but looking at it now is just as disgusting as imagining what I did eat. This could be a long night...

Over the Hill

Tomorrow (well, technically today) is the first day of the second half of my undergraduate high school career (yeah, so I meant to say college here... I'm an idiot). The first half went so quickly - I can still remember the day I moved in to 304 Hume West, opening the door into my first ever roommate's back. I've always been lucky with my roommates, and it seems as though that may continue to be the case. I hope the next two years don't go as quickly as the first two did. I want to savor every second I can because after this, there's no going back.

This semester is the "make it or break it" semester. I'm finally taking all the real core classes for my major. Many questions about whether or not this is the career for me will be answered, and hopefully they will be positive. Only time can tell.

On a side note, I haven't written here for almost three weeks, and I just want to say that I have incredible friends and I am so very thankful to have them. This year has been a year of firsts for me. And not all the firsts have been so fortunate (stupid Pepsi trucks!) But it's funny, even with all that, I'm happy. I've learned from some of the most treasured people in my life, that I shouldn't let the little things in life get me down, and I should make the best of what life has to offer. Thank you, you.

Procrastination!

Guess what I should be doing right now! Not writing in a stupid online blog. I could be doing the rest of the tutoring application, or writing the paper I need to write, or sleeping. But instead, I'm sitting on my fat ass, doing this.

Why is it that starting a paper is the hardest thing to do - in the entire known universe? I don't have the slightest clue as to how to start it. Is anyone willing to do it for me? I guarantee there'll be a pretty good incentive... perhaps spending some time in my overwhelmingly charming presence, or maybe a big old Nathan hug, or maybe it'll just be a surprise!

Ok, who am I kidding? No one is going to write my paper, and I'm not going to do anything to make them. Speaking of potty training, I saw an interesting Japanese cartoon about potty training on ebaumsworld yesterday. Tigers have some happy poop.

I'm such a fat, lazy bum these days. Anyone who will be around me at all come Fall, help me not be such a bum please.