Procrastination!

Guess what I should be doing right now! Not writing in a stupid online blog. I could be doing the rest of the tutoring application, or writing the paper I need to write, or sleeping. But instead, I'm sitting on my fat ass, doing this.

Why is it that starting a paper is the hardest thing to do - in the entire known universe? I don't have the slightest clue as to how to start it. Is anyone willing to do it for me? I guarantee there'll be a pretty good incentive... perhaps spending some time in my overwhelmingly charming presence, or maybe a big old Nathan hug, or maybe it'll just be a surprise!

Ok, who am I kidding? No one is going to write my paper, and I'm not going to do anything to make them. Speaking of potty training, I saw an interesting Japanese cartoon about potty training on ebaumsworld yesterday. Tigers have some happy poop.

I'm such a fat, lazy bum these days. Anyone who will be around me at all come Fall, help me not be such a bum please.