I bet this is Bobby Bowden's fault.

There's nothing stupider than the system to get tickets for big away games at UF. It's an awful waste of time, and for many people, it's completely fruitless.

Hey UF administration, let's set something up so that a bunch of studnents spend hours and hours doing nothing productive but sitting and pressing redial repeatedly on their cell phones, all so that they can eventually spend $35 or be really sad that the tickets sold out. You could at least try a lottery system or something, then students would be able to do things like homework and studying a little more easily.

So I blame it on Bobby Bowden. Why? Because. He's fat, and evil, and therefore everything is his fault. In fact, I'm going to start blaming everything on him. He's the reason I'm tired 90% of the time. Thanks, buddy (and by "buddy" I mean "evil santa clause" (and by "santa clause" I mean "bringer of disgust and absolutely not presents")).