Mr. Brightside

So there I am, taking my polymers test which proved to be incredibly long and thorough, and it comes to me. You know what always brightens up my day? The sun. That's right - that big juicy ball of orangy goodness that floats up in the sky and rotates around us so that we can see better in the day. I bet if I could eat the sun, it'd taste delicious, like a big fat orange, only really really well done, but not burnt.

Some people might say "Nah, the sun doesn't brighten your day, every single day, what about when it's all grey, rainy and gloomy out? What about then, Nathan??" Well, you'd be wrong, because the sun is still doing its job, otherwise we wouldn't be able to see anything... not even the tv (this is a false statement.) The fact of the matter is, the only time the sun has ever not brightened my day, were the days I spent north of the arctic circle in the middle of winter, which I never did. So you tell me, wise guy, am I right, or am I making a completely valid assertion?
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Yeah, that's what I thought.

On a lighter note (haha), how fun would a ride in a hot air balloon be, seriously?